Stir the yogurt. Self service. Sanding wood. Staff meeting. Shake the snake. Strain the main vein. Studying for a math test. Stretching the turtle neck. Spank the plank. Shoot for the stars. Shaking hands with Mr. ...
Raising the mainsail. Arm-wrestle your one-eyed vessel. Crank the shank. Baiting your hook. Prime the pump. Toot your own horn. Call in the National Guard. Caulking the cracks. Sailing the mayonnaise ...
Pleasure pumping. Poking your palm. Private arm exercise. Pulling your own leg. Punishing the Pope. Playing in a one-man show. Petting the lizard. Peeling the banana. Paddling the pickle. Punching the ...
Getting Closer To Nature!
Adjusting the antenna. Beef-stroke-it-off. Going blind. Dong flogging. Chuck one in the sink. Electing the president. Faxing the pope. Helping Mr. Happy. Ironing some wrinkles. Joining the ...
Plug The Mellon! Bangin' Your Bacon!
Polish The Rod! Bun Your Hot Dog!
Taffy Pull! Pump The Python!
Cheap Date! Cock The Rifle!
Ram The Ham! Crank The Shank!
Diddle Rub The Unicorn's Horn!
Sand Wood! Seamen Reporting For ...
Slap The Salami! Make The Camel Spit!
Waxing The Weasel! Rubbing The Genie Lamp!
Flog The Log! Husking The Corn!
Peeling The Banana! Shank The Inmate!
Spelunking With Bob! Choke The Chicken!
Stroke The ...
Welcome To Pledge Week!
Shoot yourself in the foot. Yanking the yo yo. Walking the snake. Stroke your poke. Whittling your stick. Zipper Olympics. Spanking the bishop. Shuck your corn. Varnish the flagpole. Tugging the timber. Fiddle the ...
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